Parks and Recreation (TV Series)
Sex Education (2012)
Rashida Jones: Ann Perkins
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Quotes
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Ann Perkins : Seniors can get pretty ornery.
Andy Dwyer : I think that's pronounced horny.
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Leslie Knope : Let's pretend we're old people and ask Ann our most dirtiest questions. I'll start.
Leslie Knope : [imitating an old lady] I'm an old lady. Why do I need birth control? I haven't had my monthly since LBJ was president.
Ann Perkins : Well with the elderly, we're not so much worried about pregnancy, we're worried about disease.
Andy Dwyer : Do pubic hairs get longer the older you get?
Ann Perkins : I don't think so.
Andy Dwyer : Because it's happening to me.
Donna Meagle : Where can I get lube that is healthy?
Andy Dwyer : I rolled my testicles with my jazzy scooter.
Leslie Knope : I say you look good, nursy. I want to jump on that caboose. Choo choo!
Ann Perkins : [pointing to Donna] You should never eat lube.
Ann Perkins : [pointing to Andy] You need to see a doctor immediately.
Ann Perkins : [pointing to Leslie] And I'm sorry sir, but you need to be under 40 to ride this train.