The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Decoupling Fluctuation (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : Penny.
Penny : What?
Sheldon Cooper : Please don't hurt my friend.
Penny : That is the last thing I want to do.
Sheldon Cooper : Thank you.
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Penny : What are you doing in my bedroom?
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, well, I knocked on the front door, but you didn't hear it.
Penny : How did you even get in, you weirdo?
Sheldon Cooper : Really? I've seen strange men traipsing in and out of here for years, but when I do it it's weird?
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Leonard Hofstadter : So, I had to take Sheldon to the dentist this morning.
Penny : Really.
Leonard Hofstadter : Yup. I told him if he didn't bite the hygienist, I'd take him for ice cream.
Penny : Mm.
Leonard Hofstadter : I didn't have to take him for ice cream.
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : And the next wedding present is... a gravy boat.
Penny : [writing it down] Ooh, one gravy boat.
Amy Farrah Fowler : That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Reads engraving] "In case of divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper."
Penny : One inappropriate yet I-wish-I-thought-of-that gravy boat.
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Penny : I've been in love before, but it felt different. Maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. Do you ever feel that way about Howard?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's not really a fair comparison. I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.
Penny : Amy, you?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Can't help you, kid. Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way, not the urinary tract infection way.