The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Decoupling Fluctuation (2012)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Bernie, guess what; I stood up to the other astronauts like you said and I got to tell you last night was the first time in a week I got a good night's sleep.

  [Howard has a mouse face and the words 'F. Loops' drawn on his face] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, Howie!

  Howard Wolowitz : What's wrong? You look upset.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Nope. This is my proud face.

• Howard Wolowitz : The other day, when I was asleep, one of the guys went on a spacewalk and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window. When I woke up, I screamed for like 9 minutes.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh Howie.

  Howard Wolowitz : You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube. Google "Astronaut screams for 9 minutes".

• Dimitri : Hey Fruit Loops, did you clean the space toilet?

  Howard Wolowitz : Excuse me, I'm talking to my friends.

  Mike Massimino : You know the rules. New guy scrubs the toilet.

  Dimitri : If you do good job, next time we give you brush.