The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Decoupling Fluctuation (2012)

Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski

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Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey, Bernie, guess what; I stood up to the other astronauts like you said and I got to tell you last night was the first time in a week I got a good night's sleep.

  [Howard has a mouse face and the words 'F. Loops' drawn on his face] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, Howie!

  Howard Wolowitz : What's wrong? You look upset.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Nope. This is my proud face.

• [first lines] 

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : And the next wedding present is... a gravy boat.

  Penny : [writing it down]  Ooh, one gravy boat.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : That's from Sheldon. He told me he had it engraved.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : [Reads engraving]  "In case of divorce, please return to Sheldon Cooper."

  Penny : One inappropriate yet I-wish-I-thought-of-that gravy boat.

• Penny : I've been in love before, but it felt different. Maybe this is a new, better, boring kind of love. Do you ever feel that way about Howard?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's not really a fair comparison. I'm basically married to a sexy Buzz Lightyear.

  Penny : Amy, you?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Can't help you, kid. Whenever I'm around Sheldon, I feel like my loins are on fire. In the good way, not the urinary tract infection way.

• Howard Wolowitz : The other day, when I was asleep, one of the guys went on a spacewalk and glued a big-eyed rubber alien mask to the outside of my window. When I woke up, I screamed for like 9 minutes.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh Howie.

  Howard Wolowitz : You can see it if you want. It's on YouTube. Google "Astronaut screams for 9 minutes".

• Bernadette Rostenkowski : Do you actually see you and Sheldon getting married some day?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Not just some day, in exactly 4 years. But don't tell Sheldon, he's still a flight risk.