Modern Family (TV Series)

Open House of Horrors (2012)

Katherine Disque: Police Officer

Quotes 

• Jay Pritchett : No offense; you don't need that siren. You could stop traffic just getting out of that squad car.

  Police Officer : License and registration, please.

  Jay Pritchett : I, uh... I'm no stranger to the police academy myself. Seen all seven of 'em.

  Police Officer : Sir, no one's seen all seven. Is this information accurate?

  Jay Pritchett : Yeah. Uh, except for the weight. I thought they wanted to know how much I could curl.