Modern Family (TV Series)
Open House of Horrors (2012)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
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Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : Why are there giant lollipops all over the front yard? And why do they taste so bad?
Alex Dunphy : Because they're made out of cardboard, mouthbreather.
Phil Dunphy : Hey! The world needs more dreamers, Luke. Never stop licking things.
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Ted Durkas : Hey, Delgado.
Manny Delgado : Oh, no! Durkas! What I wouldn't give for this umbrella to have Mary Poppins' powers.
Luke Dunphy : Oh, I pray he didn't hear that.
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Phil Dunphy : Okay, Claire, they're gone. You can come out now. Claire? Honey, I'm sorry I said you weren't scary. It's been such a long day. Can we please just go home?
[the wind whistles and the power goes out]
Phil Dunphy : All right. I'm leaving without ya.
[TV turns on, but there's only static]
Phil Dunphy : So... *this* remote you know how to use.
[Turns the TV off; the phone rings and he drops the remote; slowly goes to answer it]
Phil Dunphy : Yes?
Claire Dunphy : Phil, where are you?
Phil Dunphy : Claire? Where are you?
Claire Dunphy : I came over to scare you, but then I heard you showing the house to that couple, so I got out of your way.
Phil Dunphy : Are... you at home?
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, I got here ten minutes ago.
Phil Dunphy : S-so... so you're saying... this call isn't coming from inside the house?
Claire Dunphy : What are you talking about? Just get home, the kids and I are hungry.
Alex Dunphy : Yeah, hurry up, Dad!
Luke Dunphy : We miss you!
Phil Dunphy : ... miss you too, Buddy...
[Hangs up the phone; heads to the door but is distracted by a thump upstairs; walks into the bedroom to grab his keys on the bed]
Alex Dunphy : [Grabs his foot from under the bed] Ah!
Phil Dunphy : Aah! Aah!
Luke Dunphy : [Jumps out from the closet] Trick or treat!
Phil Dunphy : Aaah!
Claire Dunphy : [Jumps up from the bed] Aah!
Phil Dunphy : AAAHHH!
Phil Dunphy : [Cutaway interviews] I wasn't really that scared.
[Claire smirks at him]
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Ted Durkas : Heard you pulled the fire alarm today and got us out of that test. Good job.
Manny Delgado : Thanks, Mr. Durkas.
Ted Durkas : You know what? You don't need to call me that anymore. Anyway, we're all meeting at the playground at 8:00 and heading out, if you want to join.
[Walks away]
Luke Dunphy : You're totally going to that.
Reuben Rand : Yeah, if you want to ruin your reputation.
Luke Dunphy : You're finally gonna be in with the cool kids.
Reuben Rand : You need to talk at the school assembly on Monday and apologize to all the teachers.
Luke Dunphy : [Scoffing] Teachers. More like public sector parasites.
Reuben Rand : Be strong, Manny.
Luke Dunphy : Be smart. Adventures, parties.
Reuben Rand : Juvie, hearthache.
Luke Dunphy : Girls!
Reuben Rand : But not the kind we want.
Manny Delgado : They're all the kind we want! Mr. Dur--
[Begins to chase after him]
Manny Delgado : Conrad!