The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Re-Entry Minimization (2012)

Jim Parsons: Sheldon Cooper

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• Sheldon Cooper : [after losing at "Where's Waldo"]  How could you not find him?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Because he's hard to find! If he was easy to find, the books would be called "There's Waldo!"

• Sheldon Cooper : It's been a good run, Fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like the dial-up modem, the VHS tape and Leonard's gym membership.

  Raj Koothrappali : I don't want Stuart to leave. We've become good friends.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay, that's one vote for, one against. Leonard, you're the tie breaker.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't mind Stuart. Besides, he gives us 20% discounts on comic books.

  Sheldon Cooper : My friendship isn't sold so cheaply.

  Stuart : I can go as high as 30.

  Sheldon Cooper : Welcome aboard, old chum.

• Sheldon Cooper : [on Howard]  He left a boy, he returns a boy-sized hero.

• Penny : Sheldon, you're full of fun little facts. Where do you think the expression "have your ass handed to you" come from?

  Sheldon Cooper : I don't know.

  Penny : I bet it was from ancient Rome, where they actually chopped off someone's ass and went "Here" as an offering to Loseronius, the God of Losers.

• Penny : We're not playing a made-up game.

  Sheldon Cooper : All games are made up. They're not found in nature. No one digs on the ground and finds a rich vein of Rock'em Sock'em Robots.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night. Now you either stick your face in that pie, or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face.

  Sheldon Cooper : That's rude.

• Sheldon Cooper : [At a pie-eating contest]  I'm a little concerned. Blueberries are rich in anti-oxidants.

  Leonard Hofstadter : So?

  Sheldon Cooper : So with all those anti-oxidants, what if I run out of oxidants?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Sheldon, we haven't won a game all night. Now, you either stick your face in that pie, or I'm gonna stick that pie in your face!

• Sheldon Cooper : [after pinning Sheldon, Penny kisses Sheldon's nose]  Stop that.

  [Penny kisses Sheldon's cheek] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy, do something. Amy, help.

  [Amy starts kissing Sheldon's forehead]