The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Re-Entry Minimization (2012)

Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali

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• Raj Koothrappali : [surprised to see Howard on his doorstep]  I didn't think I'd see you until tomorrow.

  Howard Wolowitz : I know, but Bernie is kind of under the weather and my mother is kind of... under my dentist.

  Raj Koothrappali : Wait, so your mother is sleeping with your dentist?

  Howard Wolowitz : Former dentist, actually. I need a new one, now that I know where his hands have been.

• Sheldon Cooper : It's been a good run, Fake Wolowitz. We'll remember you with fond nostalgia, like the dial-up modem, the VHS tape and Leonard's gym membership.

  Raj Koothrappali : I don't want Stuart to leave. We've become good friends.

  Sheldon Cooper : Okay, that's one vote for, one against. Leonard, you're the tie breaker.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I don't mind Stuart. Besides, he gives us 20% discounts on comic books.

  Sheldon Cooper : My friendship isn't sold so cheaply.

  Stuart : I can go as high as 30.

  Sheldon Cooper : Welcome aboard, old chum.