- Angela Martin-Lipton: Last night the Senator was so tired he just wanted a little Mexican brought in.
- Oscar Martinez: I know you saw me with the Senator. I think I'm in love, possibly for the first time. So yes, Senator Lipton and I are having an affair. I hope that I can count on your sensitivity, maturity, and discretion.
- [turns to see Kevin has overheard him]
- Oscar Martinez: ... Why?
- Erin Hannon: Don't you guys have that place where you used to spend you summers and have all those memories?
- Darryl Philbin: I worked at a Jiffy Lube.
- Erin Hannon: See, I bet you wouldn't sell that Jiffy Lube for all the money in the world. Would you, Darryl?
- Darryl Philbin: I would, if I owned it and went broke.
- Andy Bernard: I wish my dad could see me now. Of course, he caused this whole mess, so...
- [Bleep]
- Andy Bernard: him.
- Meredith Palmer: Hey, so that good-lookin' single brother of yours, heard he was in a downward spiral with booze.
- Andy Bernard: Yeah, he's in rehab, actually.
- Andy Bernard: Which place? The one right near Philly? I could be there in an hour.