Masterminds (2015)

Owen Wilson: Steve Chambers

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Quotes 

• Mike McKinney : So. Who do y'all want me to kill?

  Steve Chambers : Whoa, ho, Mike! We'll talk about it later. Not now. Not in front of...

  [Steve nods toward his two young sons] 

  Mike McKinney : [whispers]  Oh, I see... is it one of them?

• Steve Chambers : They gotta learn that presents don't just show up under a Christmas tree. I'd like to see these turkeys go out and earn seventeen million dollars. They wouldn't even know where to begin.

• Steve Chambers : What should I call you, sir?

  Steve Chambers : Nothing. You don't ever need to see me or know my name. You can refer to me as Geppetto.

  David Ghantt : Geppetto?

  Steve Chambers : Yeah, Geppetto. As in Pinnochio. As in, I pull the strings.

  David Ghantt : I think he means Stromboli.

  Steve Chambers : What did you call me?

  David Ghantt : Nothin'. I just think you mean Stromboli. Geppetto was just a woodcarver. Stromboli was the puppeteer.