Masterminds (2015)

Kate McKinnon: Jandice

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• Jandice : A couple years back, I was at a youth praise concert at church, and I saw the most handsome man that I had ever seen in the world. He was looking right at me. We went on a date, and then we fell very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very deeply in love. And then he died. Snake bite. At his funeral, I was very, very distraught. I couldn't keep myself together. And I saw this... other man. A distant cousin of the deceased. He was a pallbearer, and he was kinda strugglin' to hold up his end of the casket.

  David Ghantt : I had a hard time liftin' it up.

  Jandice : In any case, we got to talkin' afterwards, and I thought, well, that one's dead, this one's alive. I'll take the live one. Now, here we are, two years later.

• Jandice : [as Kelly and Jandice fight, Kelly attacks her with a tube of feminine cream called Vagaway]  No, not the Vagaway! They don't make it anymore!