The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Habitation Configuration (2012)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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Quotes 

• Sheldon Cooper : I need to have a talk about women.

  Penny : I always knew we would have this talk sooner or later. Are you finally getting fuzz in weird places?

  Sheldon Cooper : I'm in the horns of a relationship dilemma. And for the record, I had a full pubis of hair since I was nineteen.

  Penny : I see, and for the record...

  [makes gagging sound] 

• Penny : What'll you have to drink?

  Sheldon Cooper : Usually I have some chamomile tea, but I'm pretty upset. I don't think that's going to cut it.

  Penny : How about a Long Island iced tea?

  Sheldon Cooper : Will that do the charm?

  Penny : It's charmed the pants off of me a couple of times.

• Penny : You're from Texas. You're supposed to stand up and defend the honor of your woman folk.

  Sheldon Cooper : Penny, please. I think I've evolved beyond my simple, rustic upbringing. On the other hand, that low-down polecat done wronged my woman.

  Penny : Welcome to Long Island, Tex.

• Penny : Sorry this took so long, but you used to work here - you know how it is.

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Kitchen slammed again?

  Penny : No, I'm a terrible waitress, remember?