The Office (TV Series)

The Target (2012)

Jake Lacy: Pete Miller

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• Pete Miller : One of my jobs is to input customer complaints into the computer. And when they're in, I fill out one of these cards. But the information's already on the computer, so... Why am I filling out the card? I asked Andy, and he told me to "chillax," and then went away on a big long boat ride. So here we are! Don't give me a pointless office chose because I will build a little paper house. Fight the power.

• Pete Miller : Our crowning complaint card comes to us thanks to Pam Halpert, for insulting a client's recently deceases mother...

  Pam Beesly : I did not know that.

  Pete Miller : A woman who struggled with obesity all her life.

  Pam Beesly : I'm so sorry.

• Nellie Bertram : This next one goes to Darryl for pocket-dialing a customer while having sex.

  Nellie Bertram : Oh, you salty dog!

  Darryl Philbin : Well, you know, what can I say? A playa's gotta play.

  Pete Miller : There you go.

  Darryl Philbin : [to the camera crew]  Actually, that was the sound of me eating spaghetti, but I'm a let them think the other thing.