Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Bob Fires the Kids (2012)

John Roberts: Linda Belcher

Quotes 

• Louise : Yeah, Mom's the one with the drinking problem.

  Linda : The problem is I don't have a friggin' drink in my hand!

• Bob : Linda, I don't know if I told you this, but I had a horrible childhood.

  Linda : I know.

  Bob : You do?

  Linda : Yes. It's the way you stand.

  Bob : The way I stand?

  Linda : No one who had a great childhood stands like that.

• Linda : Mickey's a great employee, isn't he?

  Bob : Yeah. He's like the hard-working, grateful employee we never had. Wish he would wear underwear, though.

  Linda : Yeah. Hold the pickle.

• Bob : Kids, your mother and I have an important announcement.

  [Linda vocalizes fanfare] 

  Gene : You're having another baby?

  Louise : At your age? Sick!

  Tina : I thought I saw a baby bump.

  Linda : What? No, I was just retaining gas.