Modern Family (TV Series)
Arrested (2012)
Rico Rodriguez: Manny Delgado
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Quotes
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Jay Pritchett : [Answers his phone in the middle of the night] This better be good.
Claire Dunphy : Haley got arrested for drinking. We gotta go bail her out. Do you still have a connection to that judge upstate?
Jay Pritchett : He died.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay! Who died?
Jay Pritchett : An old friend of mine.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, Jay, I'm so sorry.
Jay Pritchett : He died five years ago.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Then why are they calling us in the middle of the night to wake us up?
Jay Pritchett : Nobody died. Haley's in jail.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Okay. That makes more sense.
Jay Pritchett : Claire has to go bail her out.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Takes the phone] Okay. Give me that. Claire, listen to me. Take a lot of cash. And when you flash it to the police, do no speak about it. Let the eyes do all the talking, okay?
Manny Delgado : [Comes in] I heard the phone. Who died?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Jay's friend.
Manny Delgado : Oh, Jay, I'm so sorry.
Claire Dunphy : Okay, I can't do this again.
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Making a child is the easy part. The hard part is *everything* that comes after. Keeping them safe...
Cameron Tucker : Well, you can tell your mother that my scones are appropriately crunchy on the outside while delightfully dense on the ins-
[Kids all scream as he swerves the car]
Cameron Tucker : Saw that. Saw it.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Making sacrifices for them...
Jay Pritchett : Hey, kid. I'll take you to that poetry reading thing tonight.
Manny Delgado : Actually, DeDe and I were just talking. She's a huge fan of spoken word...
DeDe Pritchett : ...and I would love to escort him.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Please.
Jay Pritchett : Go.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : And standing by them, even when they let you down.
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Manny Delgado : Mom, I'm home!
DeDe Pritchett : Oh, hi, Manny.
Manny Delgado : DeDe. How are you?
DeDe Pritchett : Good.
Manny Delgado : DeDe, it's me. How are you really?
DeDe Pritchett : I'm on a better path.
Manny Delgado : It's a journey.
DeDe Pritchett : Thank you for asking, Manny. And thank you for your letters.
Manny Delgado : It's a lost art. No one puts pen to paper anymore.
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Manny Delgado : So, who wants to come with me to the spoken word festival this evening? I only have two tickets, so somebody's gonna be disappointed.
Jay Pritchett : I think it's gonna be you.
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Ay, Manny, I would go with you, but I'm so tired.
Jay Pritchett : You just woke up. How are you tired?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : Maybe because I'm turning food into a human! Jay will take you.
Jay Pritchett : Sorry, I would love to go to the spoken word festival, but I'm already going to the I'd-rather-blow-my-brains-out jamboree.
Manny Delgado : I can't believe this. I'm living in a cultural wasteland.
Jay Pritchett : With a heated pool.