The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Fish Guts Displacement (2012)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Boy, we're just married to a couple of ball-busters, huh, Mike.
Mr. Rostenkowski : That's my wife and daughter you're talking about.
Howard Wolowitz : Great couple o' gals.
Mr. Rostenkowski : I wouldn't go that far.
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[first lines]
Sheldon Cooper : Is anyone else troubled by the Spiderman theme song?
Leonard Hofstadter : Why would it trouble you? It's like your third favorite cartoon theme song.
Sheldon Cooper : It is. It's right behind
[sings]
Sheldon Cooper : "Doo doo doo dod-doo, Inspecor gadget" and
[sings]
Sheldon Cooper : "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Heroes on a half shell."
Sheldon Cooper , Leonard Hofstadter , Howard Wolowitz , Raj Koothrappali : Turtle power!
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Howard Wolowitz : Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You're a big, scary cop.
Mr. Rostenkowski : You're an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she's only four feet tall.
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Raj Koothrappali : Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.
Howard Wolowitz : It's heebie-jeebies.
Raj Koothrappali : I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic. Anyway, I was thinking we could have a little film festival tonight. The theme, movies that killed their franchises.
Leonard Hofstadter : Ohhh, like Jaws 4, Indiana Jones 4, Daredevil 1.
Raj Koothrappali : Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous. I mean, you know a movie's bad when my homegirl Sandy B can't save it.
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Howard Wolowitz : So, Mrs. Rostenkowski, you took that trip to the Grand Canyon. How was it?
Mrs. Rostenkowski : It was good.
Howard Wolowitz : [to Mike Rostenkowski] Had no idea you were the chatty one.
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Penny : Step one: worms.
Howard Wolowitz : Ewww.
Penny : Okay, right there, "ewww" is one of the things you're not gonna want to say in front of your father-in-law. It's right up there with "icky" and "get it away".