[Kristina is preparing dinner with Max, who has recently begun puberty, when Zeek and Camille arrive]
Zeek Braverman: Hey, Max-o. How's it going, kid?
Max Braverman: Hi, Grandpa. I have pubic hair.
Camille Braverman: Oh, congratulations!
Zeek Braverman: There you go.
Camille Braverman: That's so great.
Zeek Braverman: All right.
Kristina Braverman: Max, we're not really supposed to talk about that at dinner. It's not appropriate.
Max Braverman: Well, it's not dinner yet.
Kristina Braverman: Okay. We're gonna talk about that later, okay?
Max Braverman: It's not dinner. The Internet said that girls begin puberty at their first menses.
Camille Braverman: That's right!
Zeek Braverman: Ooh.
Max Braverman: But I don't know what that is. It also said that boys start at their first ejaculation.
Camille Braverman: [laughing] Correct!
Zeek Braverman: Hey.
Kristina Braverman: Okay, buddy...
Max Braverman: I haven't ejaculated yet.
Camille Braverman: Well...
Zeek Braverman: Give it time.
Camille Braverman: Yeah, it won't be long.
[Camille and Zeek laugh]
Max Braverman: It says that, uh - the Internet says that when I do, I will begin to see girls in a new and exciting way.
Camille Braverman: Boy, that's probably true.
Zeek Braverman: Oh, well, that's - a whole new world is gonna open up for you, Max, believe you me, you start ejaculating.
Kristina Braverman: Oh my god. Okay.
Max Braverman: Do you ejaculate, Grandpa?
Kristina Braverman: No, Max! No, please...
Camille Braverman: Whenever he possibly can.
Zeek Braverman: Do I ejaculate? Oh man, do I ever. I tell you.
Kristina Braverman: Who likes pasta? This is not appropriate.