The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Santa Simulation (2012)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Penny : Hey guys. I don't mean to interrupt your little game, but I thought you'd like to see what you're missing out on. So, Bernadette.
[Bernadette sashay's into the room]
Penny : Bernadette's wearing leopard print pumps and a raptastic red dress from Forever 21.
[Bernadette exits and Amy strides in]
Penny : And there's Amy, showing all kinds of ankle. In an outfit I'm assuming is from Forever 63.
[Penny removes her coat]
Penny : And I myself am wearing a little number that got me out of two speeding tickets and jury duty.
Sheldon Cooper : I know they're making a rhetorical point; I just don't know what it is.
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[first lines]
Penny : [reading directions] OK now, holding sides of hearth in position, lower mantelpiece assembly onto top tabs.
Leonard Hofstadter : I consider I built a fireplace with my own two hands.
Penny : You're so butch.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, I got a little paper cut.
Penny : Of course you did; your hands are softer than veal.
Leonard Hofstadter : Oh, uh, before I forget: Saturday I'm planning a little Dungeons and Dragons night with the guys.
Penny : Really! That's how you're going to spend your Saturday night?
Leonard Hofstadter : Come on, I hardly ever get a chance to play any more.
Penny : Oh you poor thing. Is having a real-life girlfriend who has sex with you getting in the way of your board games?
Leonard Hofstadter : A little bit, yeah.
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Penny : See you, boys, we're going drinking.
Raj Koothrappali : Wait, can I come with you? My character died.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Sorry, Raj, it's girls' night out.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe another time.
[Penny, Bernadette, and Amy leave]
Leonard Hofstadter : [continuing the game] Okay.
Penny : [sticking her head back into the apartment] Come on.
Raj Koothrappali : [leaping off the couch] Girls' night! Girls' night! Woo! Woo!
[the apartment door closes behind Penny and Raj]
Stuart : How does he not hear that?
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[the girls are proposing they find a girl for Raj]
Raj Koothrappali : A couple of things: Don't tell them I come from money; I want them to love me for me. They must be *insanely* hot, like nines or tens.
Penny : Nines or tens?
Raj Koothrappali : OK, an eight is acceptable if she's willing to bring another eight to the hottub.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Bottom line, you'll take any woman who'll have you, right?
Raj Koothrappali : In a New Delhi minute.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So at, uh, some point, you probably had a thing for me, too.
Raj Koothrappali : No, not really.
Penny : Oh, come on, Raj, not even a little bit?
Raj Koothrappali : Not that I can think of.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Think harder.
Raj Koothrappali : Nope. I guess the heart wants what the heart wants. Or in this case, doesn't, I mean, at all. What?