The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Egg Salad Equivalency (2013)

Regina King: Janine Davis

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• Janine Davis : Well, according to Ms. Jensen, you said that she was a slave to her biological urges and called her an egg salad sandwich. I don't even know what that means, but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you you can't say it.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh! I see the confusion here. No, no, Alex thought I was singling her out. No. I meant that all women are slaves to their biological urges, you know? Even you. You're a slave.

  Janine Davis : I'm a what?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, y-you, I-I'm just saying, you know, at a certain point in a woman's menstrual cycle...

  Janine Davis : Whuh-ah! Woah! You can't talk about that, either, Dr. Cooper. Your language is entirely inappropriate, and I'm gonna advise that you shut your mouth right now.

• Janine Davis : That's it. All of you, in my office, now!

  Sheldon Cooper : Thanks to you I know better than to ask if you're menstruating. And based on your behavior I don't have to.

• Sheldon Cooper : Actually, I'm here to file a complaint. Someone has used sexual language that I found to be offensive.

  Janine Davis : And who would that be?

  Sheldon Cooper : You, you dirty birdy! I've been thinking about those things you said to me yesterday, and I've come to the conclusion that they've made me very uncomfortable. So be a dear and grab me one of those complaint forms.