- Meredith Palmer: [while shaving her head] You know, I think these critters migrated from down south.
- Jim Halpert: Whatever. It's not a big deal. You know I always tell my three-year old, if this is the worst thing that's gonna happen...
- [Jim bites his lip again]
- Jim Halpert: You gotta be kidding me! Okay! Pam! That's it, I'm going home!
- Darryl Philbin: Me and Val were going nowhere, and if I'm gonna be working in Philly I'm gonna need my freedom. So I convinced Val to break up with me. Here's how you do it. You say, "what are you gonna do, break up with me?" Like, as a joke. And then you gain a lot of weight.
- Meredith Palmer: Take a picture. It'll last longer.
- Angela Martin-Lipton: We don't want it to last longer. It's horrible.
- Pam Beesly: I'm sure she's just confused. People scratch their heads when they're confused. Not always like an ape the way Meredith just did, but it happens.