The Office (TV Series)

Suit Warehouse (2013)

Phyllis Smith: Phyllis Vance

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• Dwight Schrute : [on phone with Jim]  I hope you've been paying your wig storage bills, Jimbo, because it's time for another episode of Handsome and Stinky: Paper Brothers for Hire.

  Jim Halpert : Sorry, Stinky, can't do it. Too busy.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, God, this again? You're Stinky.

  Jim Halpert : Okay, there's no possible way I can get there, so just ask Phyllis. She can be your older sister or something.

  Dwight Schrute : Phyllis, my sister? More like my dead great-great-grandmother who died of stupidity.

  Phyllis Vance : I have ears, Dwight.

  Dwight Schrute : Oh, do you really have ears, Phyllis? Like all human beings? We all have ears.

  [back to Jim] 

  Dwight Schrute : See what you leave me with here, Jim?

  Jim Halpert : Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.

  Dwight Schrute : How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.

  Jim Halpert : Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?

  Dwight Schrute : Hmm. That's a good... question. 300 times...

  [Jim hangs up] 

  Dwight Schrute : 180... Um that comes to 25 minutes.

  [realizes Jim hung up] 

  Dwight Schrute : Yes. Oh, well, thank you, Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you.