2 Broke Girls (TV Series)
And the Bear Truth (2013)
Kat Dennings: Max Black
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Quotes
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Max Black : I love a road trip. My mom and I took one in third grade for like a year but we'd just drive around locally - and oh my God I lived in a car!
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Caroline Channing : [brings Andy a birthday cupcake with a candle atop it] Happy birthday! Now come on, blow.
Andy : I don't really feel like doing that.
Max Black : Welcome to our world.
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Caroline Channing : [Caroline is mad that Max spoiled Caroline's surprise for Andy] Oh, damn it, Max, now you did give it all away.
[to Andy]
Caroline Channing : We were gonna do missionary and... the other one. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't know how. I knew today was your birthday
Andy : It's tomorrow.
Max Black : So, yippee! She hasn't missed it. All is right with the world.
[Max laughs]
Max Black : I'm gonna go visit the Berenstains.
[Max runs to the door]
Andy : [to Caroline] This weekend wasn't about my birthday was it?
Max Black : [Max is frantically knocking on the door] Come on, come on. Get your hand out of his honey pot and get over here.
[Max continues knocking]
Max Black : I'll be gone in a second and then you guys can jump-start your sex life again.
[Max laughs]
Caroline Channing : [to Max] What do you mean "jump-start"?
[to Andy]
Caroline Channing : How could you tell Max that we haven't had sex? You haven't even discussed that with me.
Max Black : Come on, aliens, if you're ever gonna abduct me, this would be the time.
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Max Black : Oh damnit! We should've known Han's package was going to be smaller than he said it is.