2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Bear Truth (2013)

Beth Behrs: Caroline Channing

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Quotes 

• Caroline Channing : [brings Andy a birthday cupcake with a candle atop it]  Happy birthday! Now come on, blow.

  Andy : I don't really feel like doing that.

  Max Black : Welcome to our world.

• Caroline Channing : [Caroline is mad that Max spoiled Caroline's surprise for Andy]  Oh, damn it, Max, now you did give it all away.

  [to Andy] 

  Caroline Channing : We were gonna do missionary and... the other one. Okay. Okay. I'm sorry. I forgot. I don't know how. I knew today was your birthday

  Andy : It's tomorrow.

  Max Black : So, yippee! She hasn't missed it. All is right with the world.

  [Max laughs] 

  Max Black : I'm gonna go visit the Berenstains.

  [Max runs to the door] 

  Andy : [to Caroline]  This weekend wasn't about my birthday was it?

  Max Black : [Max is frantically knocking on the door]  Come on, come on. Get your hand out of his honey pot and get over here.

  [Max continues knocking] 

  Max Black : I'll be gone in a second and then you guys can jump-start your sex life again.

  [Max laughs] 

  Caroline Channing : [to Max]  What do you mean "jump-start"?

  [to Andy] 

  Caroline Channing : How could you tell Max that we haven't had sex? You haven't even discussed that with me.

  Max Black : Come on, aliens, if you're ever gonna abduct me, this would be the time.

• Caroline Channing : [Caroline and Andy are sitting on a swinging bed]  Andy, I'm sorry about your birthday. It just went out of my head. I feel bad.

  Andy : And I feel sick. Can you stop swinging the bed?

  Caroline Channing : Sorry. I'm nervous.

  Andy : Yeah, you're nervous a lot. Which is why our other bed isn't moving at all.

  [Andy gets up to leave] 

  Caroline Channing : No, no, no, don't go. Come back. Come back to the sex bed. Let's get some sex going. Come on. We can get this bed moving now. See? See?

  [Caroline gets on top of the bed and starts moving back and forth with it] 

  Caroline Channing : Hi. Oh, hi.

  [Caroline then starts to grind her butt back and fourth to arouse Andy] 

  Caroline Channing : Oh, It's your birthday, it's your birthday.

  Andy : It's tomorrow.

  Caroline Channing : Okay, okay. I can do better. See?

  [Caroline starts to swing back and fourth on the bed again] 

  Caroline Channing : Here we go now. Here we go.

  [Caroline then starts to twirl around on the bed rope] 

  Caroline Channing : Wanna see me tweark it? Oh! Wanna see me tweark it? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, okay.

  [Caroline gets off the bed rope] 

  Caroline Channing : If I'd had any food, I would throw up.

• Caroline Channing : Pretty soon. Max and I will be out of this rough patch and full-force with business, weddings, big events and Max and I will open another store, get a bigger apartment.

  Andy : Okay, and am I in there somewhere?

  Caroline Channing : Oh, come on, I was getting to you.

  Andy : Were you? When? When were you getting to me? After your business is a success?

  Caroline Channing : No, now. Come on, sex time in the sex bed.

  [Caroline gets out of her chair and rolls over on the bed but she falls off and hits the floor] 

  Caroline Channing : Oh!

  [while on the floor] 

  Caroline Channing : Wanna do it on the floor?