Quotes
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Michael Berzatto : I threw the fork, Lee. See what I did, I threw the fork!
Richard 'Richie' Jerimovich : Cousin, you're scaring the normals.
Michael Berzatto : This is fine, this is nothing. This is... it's nothing.
Stevie : Hey Mikey, can you hear me right now?
Michael Berzatto : Not right now, Stevie.
Richard 'Richie' Jerimovich : Cut it out.
Uncle Lee : Rich.
Michael Berzatto : Here look, here's the thing: you see, I can throw forks, 'cause this is *our* father's house. *My* father's house.
Cousin Michelle : We have liftoff.
Uncle Lee : Okay, you got everyone's attention, so go ahead, tell us a story we've all heard a million times already.
Michael Berzatto : That's good, Lee.
Uncle Lee : Yeah, tell a story about how you're living with your mom, and you're borrowing money off of her and any other sucker who'll listen to your bullshit.
Uncle Jimmy : Lee shut the fuck up.
Uncle Lee : You're one of the suckers, Jimmy! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I told him! I told him not to listen to you, I told him not to help. I told him to tell you to go scratch!
Uncle Jimmy : Thanks a whole fucking lot, buddy. You come back next year, okay? Motherfuck.
Michael Berzatto : Shh, shh. Unc, it's fine.
Uncle Lee : Yeah, it's fine. It's just totally fine. It's fine. It's fine, because this guy's nothing, and he's nobody, and I know you're scared and you're afraid, aren't you, Michael? And Michael, I don't know what the fuck you're on, but whatever it is, if you can hear me through the *fog*, throw another fork at me, you're gonna get fuckin' rocked!
