The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation (2013)
Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler
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Quotes
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Sheldon Cooper : You can't live here.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What? Why? Is it the message? I only used urban slang to sound tough so people wouldn't break in.
Sheldon Cooper : It's not the message.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What is it then? I did everything just the way you like it.
Sheldon Cooper : You did.
Amy Farrah Fowler : THEN WHAT THE HELL SHELDON? We have been going out for over two years and I have been nothing but patient with you. I watch your dopey space movies. I signed your ridiculous contract. I even stopped wearing lip gloss because you said it made my mouth look too slippery. I am the best girlfriend you're ever going to have. Just give me one good reason why I can't live here.
Sheldon Cooper : It's Penny's fault.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What?
Sheldon Cooper : She doesn't want to live with Leonard so he has to live here again. She's the snake in our garden. She's the reason we can't be happy.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So, what's your plan moving forward?
Sheldon Cooper : I suppose I'll have to find and cultivate a new roommate. What a task that will be. Do you know how uncivilized Leonard was when I took him in?
Amy Farrah Fowler : No.
Sheldon Cooper : It took me forever to get him on a bathroom schedule. He would go whenever the mood struck him.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Like a dog boy.
Sheldon Cooper : Exactly.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What if you could find a roommate who was a scientist and already familiar and comfortable with your ways?
Sheldon Cooper : That would be ideal. If a person like that existed I would sign on no further questions asked.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Great! Here I am!
Sheldon Cooper : Wait. Here who is where?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Me. Aren't I your perfect roommate?
Sheldon Cooper : Um.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Think about it, Sheldon. I'm not a stranger. We're intellectually compatible. I'm willing to chauffeur you around town. And your personality quirks which others find abhorrent or rave inducing I find cute as a button. What do you think?
Sheldon Cooper : Um.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Tell me one reason that this isn't a fantastic idea.
Sheldon Cooper : Um.
Amy Farrah Fowler : See, you can't. I'm going to see if Leonard's room is big enough for my water bed.
Sheldon Cooper : Um.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : You're a coward!
Sheldon Cooper : Well, the evidence does seem to support that.