The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Spoiler Alert Segmentation (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• Leonard Hofstadter : I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.

  Penny : Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple. Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, I've had it. I am done. I can't, I can't live with him for one more minute.

  Penny : Wow. Where are you going to go?

  Leonard Hofstadter : I was thinking here with you.

  Penny : [Looks shocked]  Oh.

  Leonard Hofstadter : That a problem?

  Penny : No, not at all. No, it's, it's great. It's terrific. I, you know, I just can't help feel bad about Sheldon. I mean, how's he going to get by without you? Ernie.

• Leonard Hofstadter : He's got Amy now.

  Penny : Yeah, he does, but... it's not the same.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Why?

  Penny : Um... well, um... all right, you... you remember in "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince" Ron didn't abandon Harry just because Harry started dating Ron's sister?

  Leonard Hofstadter : [exasperated by another spoiler]  Harry and Ginny get together?

  Penny : Sorry. Spoiler alert!

• Leonard Hofstadter : I swear, that man is the most egotistical, insufferable human being I have ever met.

  Penny : Yeah, but you two make such a cute couple. Like Bert and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about *words* and *numbers*.

• Sheldon Cooper : Hello, homewrecker.

  Penny : What did I do?

  Sheldon Cooper : You gave Leonard somewhere to go. Thanks to you, Amy's out buying "his" and "hers" bath towels. Like I'd ever dry myself with something that has a possessive pronoun on it.

• Penny : As much as I want to live with you, I can't do it knowing how much Sheldon needs you.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Please. The only thing he needs me for is to be his whipping boy, his... his stooge, his doormat.

  Penny : Well, you know what they say, if it ain't broke...

• Leonard Hofstadter : Since when don't you want to live with me?

  Penny : Oh, don't get all huffy. You're the one who decided to move in without even asking me if I was ready.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Let's talk about that.