The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Spoiler Alert Segmentation (2013)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : Seriously, if you don't leave now you'll never get out.
Raj Koothrappali : I can leave anytime I want to.
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, yeah? Where are your clothes and shoes right now?
Raj Koothrappali : They're in that chair right over...
[looks at chair; the clothes are not there]
Raj Koothrappali : Oy, vey!
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Mrs. Wolowitz : I ran you a bath!
Raj Koothrappali : Oh, my God! She's not going to bathe me, is she?
Howard Wolowitz : Gee, I wish I could tell you no.
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Howard Wolowitz : Here's some more ice.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, thanks.
Howard Wolowitz : What were we thinking? We should have just done it the regular way.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Those Chinese acrobats in Cirque du Soleil made it look so easy.
Howard Wolowitz : Honestly, if I could bend that far, what would I need with you?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : If you could bend that far, you'd be doing us both a favor.
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Raj Koothrappali : You were right. I can't get out of here!
Howard Wolowitz : You're still at my mother's?
Raj Koothrappali : I'm trapped! My clothes have been in the laundry all day and she hid my keys. I think they might be in her bra because she jingles when she walks.
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Howard Wolowitz : My mom's been kind of an emotional wreck since that dentist she was dating dumped her.
Raj Koothrappali : Dumped her? What did he use, a forklift?
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Raj Koothrappali : Has Bernadette found a cure for something?
Howard Wolowitz : In a way. She was working on a dandruff shampoo that has the unfortunate side effect of horrible anal leakage.
Raj Koothrappali : That's too bad. But then, is there any good anal leakage?
Howard Wolowitz : On the upside, they decided to market it as a constipation remedy.
Raj Koothrappali : Way to make lemonade. You know, around the corner where fudge is made.
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Howard Wolowitz : [On FaceTime] Hey. How'd it go last night with my mom?
Raj Koothrappali : Okay, I guess.
Howard Wolowitz : What time did you leave?
Raj Koothrappali : Actually, I'm still here.
Howard Wolowitz : What? You spent the night?
Raj Koothrappali : Yeah. After dinner, we watched a rerun of Rockford Files and then she opened a bottle of cream sherry and the next thing I know she was tucking me into your bed.
Howard Wolowitz : You wore my pajamas?
Raj Koothrappali : Mm-hm. How do you sleep in these things? Silk pajamas on satin sheets? I slid out of the bed like three times.