The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion (2013)
John Ross Bowie: Barry Kripke
Quotes
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Barry Kripke : I have some bad news. You're working on a grant proposal for a new fusion weactor. I'm working on a gwant pwoposal for a new fusion weactor. The university is only awowed to submit one proposal.
Sheldon Cooper : So they asked you to pack up your things and ship out; that's hard cheese, Barry. You were one of the good ones.
Barry Kripke : No, they're making us work together.
Sheldon Cooper : That's ridiculous! I have one of the great minds or our generation. I work on a level so rarefied you couldn't even imagine it. I said stop looking at my cool train!
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Sheldon Cooper : How do I know you're not going to take my ideas and publish them as your own?
Barry Kripke : How do I know you're not going to do that with mine?
Sheldon Cooper : Because I'm not interested in getting published in Mad Magazine.
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[last lines]
Barry Kripke : Yeah, yeah. Was she naked or was she wearing wangeway?
Sheldon Cooper : I didn't notice.
Barry Kripke : How could you not notice?
Sheldon Cooper : I was too busy squishing all the desirable parts of her body.
Barry Kripke : Ahh, you're killing me, Cooper!
Sheldon Cooper : Can we get back to work?
Barry Kripke : Sure, sure.
[pause]
Barry Kripke : You guys ever use any toys?
Sheldon Cooper : Toys? I live with a model rocket next to my bed.
Barry Kripke : A wocket? You're a fweak! I wuv it.
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Sheldon Cooper : Don't look at my board!
[Flips board over; the other side has a drawing of a train]
Barry Kripke : What's that?
Sheldon Cooper : That's a drawing of a really cool train. You don't look at that either!
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Barry Kripke : Don't pway dumb with me. We both know what your probwem is
Sheldon Cooper : We do?
Barry Kripke : You have a girlfwiend.
Sheldon Cooper : So?
Barry Kripke : So my work would suffer too if I was getting waid all the time.