The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Cooper/Kripke Inversion (2013)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howie, we can't afford to waste money on junk like this.
Howard Wolowitz : What are you talking about? We make plenty of money.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : *I* make plenty of money! You make peanuts!
Howard Wolowitz : Yes, but we're married now. That means when you get sick, I take care of you. And when you make a bunch of money, I get to buy stuff. Sorry if you don't like it, but that's how love works.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : No, here's how love works. You're going to return the machine, or you can print out a working set of lady parts and sleep with those.
[seeing his look of contemplation]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, my god! Are you actually thinking about it?
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Howard Wolowitz : Oh, good. You're home. Got a little surprise for you.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : What?
Howard Wolowitz : [showing her an action figure of himself] Say hello to my little friend.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, my god. That's so cute. I didn't think there could be a smaller version of you.
Howard Wolowitz : I know, right? And thanks to photographs and a little 3D modeling...
[he shows her a figurine of herself]
Howard Wolowitz : ...here comes the bride.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, Howie, I love these.
Howard Wolowitz : I thought you might.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Were they expensive?
Howard Wolowitz : Didn't cost a thing. I made them myself.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : How?
Howard Wolowitz : Koothrappali and I bought a used 3D printer for $5,000.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : $5,000 for a couple of dolls? Are you out of your mind?