Ted 2 (2015)
Steve Callaghan: Comic
Quotes
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Comic : So first, we need a historical event. Who's got an event?
Ted : 9/11!
Comic : Oh oh, okay. Okay, maybe something else. Uh, let's start with a person.
John : Robin Williams!
Comic : Okay, alright. For real, guys, for real. Who's got a person?
Ted : Robin Williams on 9/11!
Comic : Alright, we've heard from these guys, uh, let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. How about a location? Let's go with a location.
Ted : The offices of Charlie Hebdo!
Comic : Okay, seriously, sir, I just need a location.
John : Ferguson, Missouri!
Ted : Germanwings cockpit!
Comic : Okay, I heard Starbucks!
Ted : No, you didn't!
John : Nobody said Starbucks.
Comic : Alright, Starbucks! Okay now, who's in the Starbucks?
Ted : Bill Cosby!
Comic : You people are monsters.
John : We're giving you the tools, buddy! Come on, make some fucking comedy!