Real Husbands of Hollywood (TV Series)
Karma's a Mitch (2013)
Kevin Hart: Self
Quotes
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Kevin Hart : Let me tell you something, Robin. You? Your little 15 minutes of fame you had is up, baby. Done. What you need to do is return your style and Paula back to black people.
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Kevin Hart : You don't know this about me.
Kevin Hart : I got a condition.
Kevin Hart : I got tourettes.
Kevin Hart : So, from time to time, I'm talking...
Kevin Hart : Da - Oh, dang, sh -
[bleep]
Kevin Hart : !
Kevin Hart : You see what I'm saying?
Kevin Hart : I don't have control over it.
Kevin Hart : It's a disorder, you know?
Kevin Hart : But, what's going on?
Kevin Hart : Me and Bella were talking, which...
Kevin Hart : God
[bleep]
Kevin Hart : , she's fine!
Sugar Shane Mosley : What?
Kevin Hart : No, man, no, man...
Kevin Hart : From my tourettes perspective.
Kevin Hart : That's not me.
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Kevin Hart : We were talking about a charity that was trying to get you to fight it, right?
Sugar Shane Mosley : What charity?
Kevin Hart : Uh, it's a charity for kids with Tourette's, like me.
Sugar Shane Mosley : Yeah, I'll do it.
Kevin Hart : Yeah.
Sugar Shane Mosley : If I can pick my victim.
Kevin Hart : Yeah! Of course! Nick Cannon will be somebody good for you to fight.
Sugar Shane Mosley : How about you?
Kevin Hart : Mother -
[bleep]
Kevin Hart : - you done lost your mind if you think I'm - I'm sorry. That's not me, that's Tourette's again.
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Kevin Hart : If this is me and you, let's do something different, like, skip or walk race! You ever walk race?
Sugar Shane Mosley : Have your people call my people, mother -
[bleep]
Sugar Shane Mosley : [pushes Kevin's head with his finger]
Kevin Hart : Okay.
Sugar Shane Mosley : That's not tourettes!
Kevin Hart : I know. That was your finger. Right. Right.
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Kevin Hart : All right, guys. Hey, drive safe!
[JB laughs. Shane and Bella drive off]
Kevin Hart : Right. What the f -
[bleep]
Kevin Hart : was that, Oliver?
Oliver Grant : I tried to warn you about a car!
Kevin Hart : You didn't try to warn me about nothing! You... you're supposed to be my bodyguard.
Oliver Grant : I'm your assistant.
Kevin Hart : You're my everything!
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Trina Shaw : I've been getting emails, phone calls all day long congratulating you on coming out of the closet about your condition. You are the Frank Ocean of tourettes. Huh?
Kevin Hart : All right, first of all, how is this gonna be Mr. Magnum to Frank ocean? Huh? Second - Look. Listen to me, Trina, okay? I'm not gonna f -
[bleep]
Kevin Hart : do it!
Trina Shaw : Okay, your tourettes is getting worse, okay?.
Kevin Hart : Trina, don't...
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Kevin Hart : [in confessional] You know, sometimes it takes handling from your boys to make you realize your own potential.
Kevin Hart : I mean, JB and Oliver both made me realize that Shane's no better than me.
Kevin Hart : I mean, we're the same height - give or take an inch or few, in his favor - we're the same weight, uh, both divorced, AND he's like 45 years older than me.
Kevin Hart : Yes, I think I can beat Shane's old ass.