- Ron Swanson: I'll have the number 8.
- Kevin: That's a party platter; it serves twelve people.
- Ron Swanson: I know what I'm about, son.
- Tom Haverford: This is Mona-Lisa Saperstein, my new sales associate.
- Ben Wyatt: Mona-Lisa... Saperstein? Does that mean...
- Jean-Ralphio Saperstein: Oh YEAH! She's my sister! My twin sister from the same mister! Thank you so much for hiring Mona-Lisa, it means so much to me, even though honestly she is THE WO-O-ORST! She is the worst person in the world; huge skank, terrible, but thank you. It means a lot.
- Tom Haverford: Of course! Gotta keep it in the family.
- Ben Wyatt: Yeah, but does it have to be this family?