- Stanley Hudson: Pete, ice tea. Three sugars, five creams.
- Pete: The morning three by five. Coming right up.
- Oscar Martinez: Our office has an unusually large number of, unusually large people. So when something as routine as elevator maintenance happens, and people are forced to expend cardiovascular effort, we have to compare it to the end of time.
- State Senator Rob Lipton: I am gay.
- Reporter One: Were you always gay, or did your wife turn you gay?
- Reporter Two: Question for the Senator's beard.
- Clark: We can't just leave him bubble-wrapped like this.
- Dwight Schrute: Are you kidding me? The bubble wrap is the only thing that's stopping his suit from getting wrinkled. These meetings are all about presentation.
- Clark: That's actually really smart.
- Dwight Schrute: Thank you.
- Clark: God, if only there was any other use or situation for that kind of knowledge.