Modern Family (TV Series)
Career Day (2013)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : Sanjay Patel and I have to dissect a pig today.
Haley Dunphy : Is that what passes for a date with you?
Claire Dunphy : Hey!
Alex Dunphy : He just asks me to hand him the instruments. He thinks of me as a nurse.
Luke Dunphy : That sounds more like one of Hayley's dates.
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Phil Dunphy : Claire, before you say no...
Claire Dunphy : No.
Phil Dunphy : But you haven't seen it yet.
Claire Dunphy : I'm sticking with no.
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Phil Dunphy : Say, you're home early.
Claire Dunphy : I quit. That man was a pig. He treated me like a servant. Had no respect for me at all.
Phil Dunphy : Honey, I'm so sorry.
[They hug]
Phil Dunphy : You deserve so much better than that.
Claire Dunphy : Thank you.
Phil Dunphy : So, what's for dinner?
[Claire walks away insulted]
Phil Dunphy : You may have heard wrong. I said "What's for dinner?"
Claire Dunphy : I heard it!
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Phil Dunphy : I'm using my veto.
Claire Dunphy : Veto? You don't get a veto.
Phil Dunphy : You veto me all the time.
Claire Dunphy : That's because you're ideas are dumb.
Phil Dunphy : Name one!
Phil Dunphy : [to camera] That went on for a while.
Claire Dunphy : And let's not forget shower snacks.
Phil Dunphy : I can't be the only one who gets hungry in there!
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Phil Dunphy : I retract my veto.
Claire Dunphy : You never had a veto.
Phil Dunphy : Yes, I did.
Claire Dunphy : No, you didn't, and here's why.
Phil Dunphy : [to camera] And that went on for a while.
Claire Dunphy : And finally, we would be having this conversation in a yurt.
Phil Dunphy : It's the perfect structure!