Modern Family (TV Series)
Career Day (2013)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : Sanjay Patel and I have to dissect a pig today.
Haley Dunphy : Is that what passes for a date with you?
Claire Dunphy : Hey!
Alex Dunphy : He just asks me to hand him the instruments. He thinks of me as a nurse.
Luke Dunphy : That sounds more like one of Hayley's dates.
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Phil Dunphy : Luke, you clean the bathroom.
Luke Dunphy : How come I have to do the bathroom?
Alex Dunphy : Because you always mess it up?
Haley Dunphy : Yeah. Why can't you pee straight?
Luke Dunphy : Hey, I'm doing a great job from that far back.