The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Tenure Turbulence (2013)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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• Amy Farrah Fowler : Well. You'll always be an academic success, but... I seriously question whether you'll make any more friends.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Should've taken my breasts out while I had the chance.

• Raj Koothrappali : Unbelievable! You have some nerve showing up here just to schmooze with the tenure committee.

  Sheldon Cooper : You're here.

  Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me. I'm here to pay my respects to Professor Tupperware or whatever his name is.

  Sheldon Cooper : So am I. His passing makes me feel bad.

  Leonard Hofstadter : Well, well, well, Sheldon, fancy meeting you here. I guess the train store in Glendale wasn't having a cotillion after all.

  [to Raj] 

  Leonard Hofstadter : And you. You said you weren't coming here either.

  Raj Koothrappali : I have a thick accent. You don't know what I said.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : I'd like to know why Penny's here.

  Penny : I'm here to support my man, just like you.

  Sheldon Cooper : What are you going to do? Take people's drink orders and get them wrong?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Do it!

  [Penny slips off her coat and is wearing a short black dress with prominently displayed breasts. Raj stares at her] 

  Sheldon Cooper : What? Did she do it yet?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : She plans on flirting with members of the tenure committee to further Leonard's cause.

  Sheldon Cooper : Well, that's a fine how do you do. Don't just stand there, take your breasts out.

  Howard Wolowitz : Ooooohh, meerkat fight.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You're all wasting your time. Sheldon is the most qualified for the job, and no amount of gravity defying bosom's going to change that. Seriously, is that tape? Like how are they staying up like that?

  Leonard Hofstadter : Way to hit 'em with both barrels.

  Raj Koothrappali : You two should be ashamed of yourselves. Using women to advance your cause with sexuality and whatever Amy plans on doing.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : You know, if you really want tenure, maybe you should cozy up to the people making the decision.

  Sheldon Cooper : Sheldon Cooper does not do 'cozy'.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You don't say.

• Sheldon Cooper : My primary concern with being granted tenure is living with an insanely jealous roommate after the fact. I might need to sleep with a gun under my pillow. Or a chain saw.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Or, you take advantage of your new found economic stability and move out, buy a house, get married, start a family.

  Sheldon Cooper : Or... the chain saw.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : Are Rajesh and Leonard competing for it as well?

  Sheldon Cooper : Mm-hmm.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Do they know they don't stand a chance 'cause you're so great?

  Sheldon Cooper : Well put.