The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Proton Resurgence (2013)
Bob Newhart: Arthur Jeffries
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Quotes
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Professor Proton : Is the, is the blonde girl really your, your girlfriend?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yes, sir.
Professor Proton : You're the genius.
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Professor Proton : Oh oh.
Penny : Arthur, are you OK?
Professor Proton : I'm having a... problem with my pacemaker.
Leonard Hofstadter : I'll, I'll call for help.
Penny : Any chance we could plug it into the potato?
Professor Proton : ...No.
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Sheldon Cooper : Do potato clock! Potato clock!
Penny : What's potato clock?
Professor Proton : I run a clock with a potato.
Penny : Shut up! You can do that? I mean, wouldn't that solve the world's energy crisis?
Professor Proton : No.
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Sheldon Cooper : You may find this hard to believe, but I didn't have any friends growing up.
Professor Proton : No, I, I get that.
Sheldon Cooper : But, um, I did have you. And every day at 4 o'clock you'd come to my house on channel 68 and we'd do science together. If it hadn't been for you, who knows what would have become of me. You know, instead of a world class physicist I could have wound up as uh a hobo... or a surgeon.
Leonard Hofstadter : I bet there are important discoveries being made every day because you inspired millions of kids to pursue science. In a way their discoveries are your discoveries.
Sheldon Cooper : You- it's true. A generation of young scientists are standing on your shoulders.
Professor Proton : Well thanks, thanks, you guys. That, that, that means a lot.
Leonard Hofstadter : It's important you know how much you mean to us.
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Sheldon Cooper : Professor Proton, it's an honor to meet you.
Professor Proton : Just, just call me Arthur.
Sheldon Cooper : Leonard. Did you hear that? Professor Proton said I should call him Arthur. That means we're friends.
Professor Proton : No. A, a friend would have, would have told me about the elevator.
Sheldon Cooper : Look at me. I can get as close to you as I want without my mom saying its going to ruin my eyes.
Professor Proton : Is, uh, is he dangerous?
Leonard Hofstadter : Actually, he's a genius.
Sheldon Cooper : I am.
Professor Proton : Tha-that doesn't answer my question.
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Sheldon Cooper : I wrote you a fan letter when I was a child in Texas, and you sent me this autographed picture. Do you remember that?
Professor Proton : I'll give you a hint: I have a bracelet with my own address on it.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Mr. Jeffreys, I'm sorry. We should've warned you about the broken elevator.
Professor Proton : I agree.
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Penny : So do you do a lot of these kind of appearances?
Professor Proton : I'm not sure. I'm still trying to figure out what... what this is.
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Professor Proton : Let me get this straight. You two are physicists, and you want me to do a children's science show?
Sheldon Cooper : Yes, and if there's time, take twelve photos with us in seasonal clothing.
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Leonard Hofstadter : You want one of us to go with you in the ambulance?
Sheldon Cooper : I'll do it.
Professor Proton : He's not a relative. He's not allowed, right?
Paramedic : No, it's not a rule. He can go.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh yes!
Professor Proton : I can't catch a break today.
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Professor Proton : I hope I haven't kept the kids waiting too long for the show.
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, no, there are no kids. The show is for me. Come on, I'll race ya... Arthur.
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Sheldon Cooper : I just don't want to be Professor Proton any more.
Professor Proton : Well how can you say that? Professor Proton's the best.
Professor Proton : What has it ever gotten me? I mean I'm, I'm an 83-year-old man who has potatoes in his suitcase. Other scientists think, think I'm a joke. And the, the puppeteer who did, who did Geno, well he also... did my wife.
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Professor Proton : After the TV show was, was cancelled, nobody in the scientific world would, would take me seriously. So I was forced to do these children's parties to make a living.
Leonard Hofstadter : That's too bad. But still, working with kids, it must be rewarding.
Professor Proton : You, you get bit a lot.
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Professor Proton : I'm, I'm awake, right?