The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Bon Voyage Reaction (2013)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Penny : Are you OK?
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Penny : I'm so sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : No... it's my fault. I finally found somebody who's right for me and I, I drove her away.
Penny : Oh, Raj.
Raj Koothrappali : Penny, I... I miss her already.
Penny : I known how you feel. I miss Leonard too.
Raj Koothrappali : What's... What is wrong with me? Why, why can't I ever have love?
Penny : You *will*.
Raj Koothrappali : No, I, I won't. I'm, I'm unlovable.
Penny : Oh, that's just the booze talking.
Raj Koothrappali : No, it's not; I haven't had a drink since last night.
[Both realize what he's said and look shocked]
Penny : You're talking to me.
Raj Koothrappali : I am.
Penny : Ahhh.
Raj Koothrappali : And now I'm crying for a whole different reason.
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Amy Farrah Fowler : So after I started dating Sheldon, I met Leonard and then everybody else and they've all been so wonderful to me.
Lucy : That's really nice to hear.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Maybe next week we could all get together.
Raj Koothrappali : Lucy, you don't have to answer that. Don't put her on the spot; She hates that. Am I right? Tell her that you hate being put on the spot. Go ahead. Tell her.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Ignore him. He's a little nervous because he doesn't think I understand the severity of your social anxiety.
Raj Koothrappali : Quit it. Are you crazy? You can't talk about social anxiety to someone who has social anxiety. It makes them socially anxious.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Excuse me, but I'm a neurobiologist. I think I'm a little more qualified than you to understand what's not working in your girlfriend's brain.
Raj Koothrappali : Don't call her my girlfriend. We haven't discussed whether I'm with girlfriend or boyfriend yet. Now that it's out there... are you my girlfriend? By the way if you say no, I'll never be happy again. Not to put you on the spot.
Lucy : I think I have to go to the bathroom.
[She leaves]
Raj Koothrappali : [to Amy] You might as well start now. She's not coming back anytime soon.
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[first lines]
Raj Koothrappali : So anyway, last night on video-chat I spent like twenty minutes just staring into Lucy's eyes.
Leonard Hofstadter : Sounds romantic.
Raj Koothrappali : It was until I realized the screen had frozen. Still one of my top three dates of all time.
Leonard Hofstadter : Are we ever going to hang out with this girl?
Raj Koothrappali : I'd love that, but she's not really comfortable around people.
Sheldon Cooper : Yeah, I used to be uncomfortable around people, but then I learned a trick; I pretend everyone I meet is a beloved character from Star Trek.
Leonard Hofstadter : How's that working for you?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, like a charm, Unnamed Crewman in a Red Shirt.
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Raj Koothrappali : Come on, don't make me beg. And I'm from India, so I know how to do it.
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Penny : You know, maybe she'd be more comfortable meeting a girl first.
Raj Koothrappali : Good idea. Bernadette...
Penny : What the hell?
Raj Koothrappali : Well, you're very pretty. That could be intimidating to another woman.
Penny : Oh, yeah.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hey! You don't think I'm pretty enough to scare your girlfriend?
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Penny : Oh, sweetie. If you're going to do anything to screw things up, it's going to be while you're here, not while you're away.
Raj Koothrappali : No.
Penny : I'm so sorry.
Raj Koothrappali : No, it's my fault. I finally find somebody who is right for me and I drove her away.
Penny : Oh. Raj.
Raj Koothrappali : Penny, I miss her already.
Penny : I known how you feel. I miss Leonard too.
Raj Koothrappali : What is wrong with me? Why can't I ever have love?
Penny : You will.
Raj Koothrappali : No. I'm unlovable.
Penny : That's just the booze talking.
Raj Koothrappali : No, no. I haven't had a drink since last night.
Penny : [Both realized what he said and look shocked] You're talking to me.
Raj Koothrappali : I am.
Penny : Ahh!
Raj Koothrappali : Now I'm crying for a whole different reason.