- Colin Mochrie: Welcome to the Six o'Clock News. I'm your anchor, Benedic', but trying to be nicer. Our top story today: celebrations all over the country celebrating the 150th anniversary of the birth of Alexander Graham Bell Puwalski, who, of course, was the first telephone Pole.
- Ryan Stiles: [after Alfonso Ribeiro breakdances with Wayne and Gary Anthony Williams] Later on, Colin and I are gonna do some line dancing with Betty White.
- Colin Mochrie: Hey do you have problems with snoring? Do airports complain when they hear you sleep?