The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Deception Verification (2013)

Kaley Cuoco: Penny

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• [last lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : And then Leonard took me to the barber and the dentist. and then to cap off the perfect day the Las Angeles Bureau of Weights and Measures.

  Leonard Hofstadter : I thought the Measures were going to be the stars of the show; turns out it was the Weights.

  Penny : I'm so glad you guys are friends again.

  Sheldon Cooper : Eh, I'm glad you and I are friends again too.

  Penny : Aw.

  Sheldon Cooper : Which reminds me, this came in the mail, and I want you to have it.

  [he hands her a coupon] 

  Penny : [reads]  "Fifty cents off Vagisil."

  Sheldon Cooper : Think of me when you apply it.

  Raj Koothrappali : Can I just say: I've missed all of us hanging out together.

  Sheldon Cooper , Bernadette Rostenkowski , Howard Wolowitz , Amy Farrah Fowler : Yeah.

  Penny : Me too

  Leonard Hofstadter : Um, since when can Koothrappali talk in front of the girls without a beer?

  Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh, that happened right after you left.

  Leonard Hofstadter : And no-one told me?

  Howard Wolowitz : [starting to weep]  Can't believe we forgot to tell him.

  Penny : Ahem!

  [hands Howard the coupon] 

  Penny : Think of Sheldon when you apply it.

• [first lines] 

  Sheldon Cooper : And here's another interesting weather fact.

  Penny : Another? Great!

  Sheldon Cooper : Changes in jet-streams can affect the speed at which the earth rotates on its axis, so bad weather can actually make the day longer.

  Penny : Well, there must be a hell of a storm somewhere!

  Sheldon Cooper : Joke if you must, but you're going to miss these moments. With Leonard home in a few days, this was your last time driving me to the grocery store.

  Penny : You know, I will miss this.

  Sheldon Cooper : I'll tell you what. If my apples are mealy, we'll hit the produce section for one last crazy blowout. You can even push the cart. Please don't take my looking forward to Leonard's return as criticism of the job you've been doing in his absence.

  Penny : I won't.

  Sheldon Cooper : That criticism will come later in your report card.

  Penny : Yeah! I didn't stay for the detention; I'm not going to read the report card.

• Sheldon Cooper : That's curious. If there's no one here, why are there two glasses of wine on the table?

  Penny : Oh! Well, you know, I've got two hands and a bit of drinking problem.

  Sheldon Cooper : Of course. Ask a silly question. That's odd.

  Penny : What?

  Penny : There are take-out containers in the trash can.

  Penny : So? That's my dinner from last night.

  Sheldon Cooper : What's odd is they're in the trash can.

• Sheldon Cooper : Hey, Amy.

  Penny : Hey, Sheldon.

  Sheldon Cooper : You don't get a hey. You get a hmm.

• Penny : I don't know what succubus is, but it has "suck" in it, so that can't be good.