Zootopia (2016)

Nate Torrence: Clawhauser

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Quotes 

• Judy Hopps : [Approaches reception desk where Clawhauser is munching on cereal]  Excuse me... Down here... Hi.

  Clawhauser : O. M. Goodness, they really did hire a bunny. Ho-whop! I gotta tell you, you're even cuter than I thought you'd be.

  Judy Hopps : Ooh, ah, you probably didn't know, but a bunny can call another bunny 'cute', but when other animals do it, that's a little...

  Clawhauser : [Mortified]  Hoo, I'm so sorry! Me, Benjamin Clawhauser, the guy everyone thinks is just a flabby donut-loving cop stereotyping you.

• Gazelle : [Bogo is in his office, using the Dancing with Gazelle app]  Wow, you are one hot dancer, Chief Bogo.

  Clawhauser : [Clawhauser storms in]  Chief Bogo!

  Chief Bogo : Not now!

  Clawhauser : Wait, is that Gazelle?

  Chief Bogo : [dismissing]  No!

  Gazelle : [from the app]  I'm Gazelle, and you are one hot dancer.

  Clawhauser : You have the app too?

  [excited] 

  Clawhauser : Aww, Chief!

  Chief Bogo : Clawhauser! Can't you see I'm working on the missing mammal cases?

  Clawhauser : Oh, oh, oh, yes, of course, about that sir. Officer Hopps just called - she found all of them.

  Gazelle : Wow, I'm impressed!

• Clawhauser : [while Judy is trying to radio for reinforcements to the ZPD, Clawhauser is showing his Dancing with Gazelle app to a wolf convict]  Are you familiar with Gazelle, greatest singer of our lifetime, angel with horns? Huh. Okay, hold on, keep watching.

  [shows his phone with a tiger dancer with Clawhauser's face] 

  Clawhauser : Who's that beside her? Who is it?

  Gazelle : [from the app]  Wow, you are one hot dancer, Benjamin Clawhauser.

  Clawhauser : [laughs]  It's me!

  [chuckles again] 

  Clawhauser : Do you think it was real? It looks so real! It's not, it's just a new app.

  [Turns to his radio] 

  Clawhauser : Hold on a second.

• Clawhauser : Here you go. One missing otter.

  Judy Hopps : That's it?

  Clawhauser : Yikes! That is the smallest case file I've ever seen. Leads, none. Witnesses, none. And you're not in the computer system yet, so resources, none!

  [chortling] 

  Clawhauser : Oh, I hope you didn't stake your career on cracking this one.

• Judy Hopps : I should get to roll call, so which way do I...?

  Clawhauser : Oh, bullpen's over there to the left.

  Judy Hopps : Great. Thank you.

  Clawhauser : [watching her leave]  Aw... that poor little bunny's gonna get eaten alive..

• Judy Hopps : [Judy is looking at a photograph and has just seen that the missing Mr. Otterton is carrying a popsicle like the ones she saw being sold by Nick]  Pawpsicle!

  Clawhauser : [gasps and whispers]  The murder weapon!

• Judy Hopps : [seeing Clawhauser packing up his belongings]  What are you doing?

  Clawhauser : Um... they thought it would be better... if a predator such as myself... wasn't the first face that you see... when you walk into the ZPD.

  Judy Hopps : What?

  Clawhauser : They're gonna move me to Records. It's downstairs. It's by the boiler.

• Judy Hopps : [finding a clue]  "Get your popsicle."

  Clawhauser : Yeah. 'Cause that... what does that mean?

  Judy Hopps : [spotting Nick's tail]  It means... I have a lead.

• Mrs. Otterton : Chief Bogo, please. Five minutes of your time. Please.

  Clawhauser : [following her in, panting]  I'm sorry, sir. I tried to stop her. She is super-slippery. I gotta go sit down.