- Charlie Kelly: You see, I just realized that I have two ears, so it's a waste to only listen to one thing.
- Dennis Reynolds: Let me get this straight. You just realized that you have two ears?
- Dennis Reynolds: Okay, listen, when it comes to intelligence, I think you'll find that I am your man.
- Dee Reynolds: Or perhaps a man is not what you're looking for at all.
- Mac: I'm afraid my friend Dennis confuses book learning with brainpower. But you and me, we know different, huh?
- Dennis Reynolds: Uh, "you and I."
- Mac: What? No, not you and I. Him and I, idiot.
- Dee Reynolds: In case I was being unclear, nerds, I will bang one or both of you.