How to Build a Better Boy (2014 TV Movie)
Roger Bart: Dr. James Hartley
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Quotes
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James Hartley : [almost singing] Who's the man with the genius plan, making an android on demand? Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy.
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James Hartley : Give yourselves up!
General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know, or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
James Hartley : And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
Mae Hartley : [first line upon her and Gabby coming out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
James Hartley : Not another word, young lady. I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
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Gabby Harrison : [to Mae while running from the military] Hide.
[Mae and Gabby duck behind a pile of pallets in an alley as the U.S. military converges on the alley]
General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know.
James Hartley : That's right. And there is no way that you are going to homecoming.
Mae Hartley : [Mae and Gabby come out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
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Bart Hartley : Welcome home, Pops! How's my favorite role model?
[pause]
James Hartley : How much do you want, Bart? Huh? Okay. It's twenty bucks. Is that enough?
Bart Hartley : Dad! You're so cynical. Maybe I just wanna celebrate YOU.
James Hartley : After sixteen years, you're starting now? No, I have work to do.