How to Build a Better Boy (2014 TV Movie)
Kelli Berglund: Mae Hartley
Photos
Quotes
-
Gabby Harrison : High school boys are like old smart phones. They're buggy, they think too slowly...
Mae Hartley : ...and they crash when you need 'em most.
-
James Hartley : Give yourselves up!
General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know, or you will be locked up and tried for treason!
James Hartley : And there is no way you are going to homecoming!
Mae Hartley : [first line upon her and Gabby coming out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
James Hartley : Not another word, young lady. I want you to get into this bulletproof Humvee this minute. And I want you to think about what you have done!
-
Gabby Harrison : [to Mae while running from the military] Hide.
[Mae and Gabby duck behind a pile of pallets in an alley as the U.S. military converges on the alley]
General McFee : You've stolen property of the United States government. Come out peacefully and tell us everything we want to know.
James Hartley : That's right. And there is no way that you are going to homecoming.
Mae Hartley : [Mae and Gabby come out from behind the pile of pallets with their hands up] But, Dad!
-
Mae Hartley : My bubble is totally un-burst, because I already have a boyfriend!
Gabby Harrison : Mae, what are you doing?
Mae Hartley : See, my boyfriend - so cute, total hotburger - and... and his name is...
Gabby Harrison : Albert.
Mae Hartley : Albert!
-
Albert Banks : [in a football huddle] Okay, guys, battle time. Download me an action plan.
Jaden Stark : Just stay out of the way. Blast right 21 Z, on two.
Gabby Harrison : [entering the huddle] Albert.
Albert Banks : Hello, Gabby.
Gabby Harrison : You can not go into this game.
Jaden Stark : Yeah, she's right. You haven't even been to the practices. You don't know the plays.
Teammates : Yeah. Yeah.
Mae Hartley : [entering the huddle] Gabby, what are you doing?
Albert Banks : Hello, Mae.
Jaden Stark : Oh-ho, bestie versus boyfriend. Grab you popcorn, dudes.
Gabby Harrison : You should not be playing football. He could think someone's the enemy and take 'em out.
Albert Banks : It's all in good fun.
Nevaeh Barnes : [entering the huddle] Hey, get your boyfriend out of my homecoming game.
Albert Banks : Hello, Neveah. That's heaven spelled backwards, guys.