- [Emily has just discovered that her mother and Frank Getchell have just had sex]
- Emily: [in waste disposal being one of Frank's businesses] Does he smell like garbage?
- Hildy Good: [proudly] He smells like a man!
- Emily: [disgustingly] Ewww.
- Hildy Good: I like that you didn't clean up for me.
- Frank Getchell: [shrugs] I did.
- Hildy Good: [chuckles] Really?
- Hildy Good: [walking into her company's front office] Hello, Kendall. Any calls?
- Kendall: No. And I texted him like *twenty* times.
- Hildy Good: I meant, did *I* get any calls.
- Kendall: I don't think so.
- Hildy Good: It's a "yes" or "no" question, dear.
- Kendall: [definitively] No.
- Hildy Good: [as she walks toward her private office] Okay.
- Kendall: Oh, I forgot, uh... your daughter called.
- Hildy Good: Which one, Tess or Emily?
- Kendall: Uhhhhhhhh...