- Artie Nielsen: You ready?
- Pete Lattimer: Sure. Oh, hey, Artie, next week can we go meet Honey Boo Boo?
- Artie Nielsen: Shut up and get in the TV.
- Pete Lattimer: Okay.
- Steve Jinks: [Gayer Steve steals the Tesla from Steve]
- Steve Jinks: First one to zap a frat boy get to keep him!
- Steve Jinks: [Both Steves and Claudia are questioning Bryce] Is that a candle in your pocket, or are you just really into twins?