- David: Hey, this is David Shapiro. I lost my job, so I sell weed now. This is my weed number. Text me if you need, please. I deliver.
- David: Oh, and could you just tell the front desk that if my mum calls, to just, you know, tell her that I stepped out to lunch or something?
- David's Boss: Just for today?
- David: No, I mean, probably for, like, six months or so until I get a new job...