"The Simpsons" Diggs (TV Episode 2014) - Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum

Diggs : When I release Freedom, we'll open all the cages.

Bart Simpson : With our minds?

Diggs : No, with this rope. I'm mentally ill, I'm not Magneto.
Bart Simpson : Children of the playground! I will eat anything for money. Except money.
Bart Simpson : Can I join?

Diggs : I'll have to consult Freedom.

[Freedom poops]

Diggs : Habemus poopum! We have a poop! It's white. You're in.
Jimbo : Hey, Simpson. I heard bird boy got another cage. One with rubber bars.

Kearny : Yeah, and a rubber perch!

Dolph , Kearny : Yeah, yeah and a...

Bart Simpson : I get it. It sucks. Really sucks.

Dolph : Rubber birdfeeder.

Jimbo : Making fun of the mentally ill - real classy.

Dolph : But you guys were...

Kearny : We were what, Captain Sensitive?
Bart Simpson : I'm the kid who ate a frog.

Diggs : So you're the reason I had to dissect a Muppet today.
Bart Simpson : You don't know how impressive that is to a kid whose dad can't get the dog to sit.

[Cut to Homer yelling at Santa's Little Helper]

Homer Simpson : Sit. Sit. Sit!

[Santa's Little Helper starts hopping on his hind legs]

Homer Simpson : I don't know what the hell that is, but it's not sitting!
Bart Simpson : Say something so I know you're not hurt.

Diggs : I'm really hurt!

Bart Simpson : Phew!
Marge Simpson : I hope he comes back for his bird. I don't like the way he's circling the cat.

Bart Simpson : He's just riding the thermals from dad's butt.

Homer Simpson : Well, at least someone in this family is using them.

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Ralph Wiggum