- Diggs: When I release Freedom, we'll open all the cages.
- Bart Simpson: With our minds?
- Diggs: No, with this rope. I'm mentally ill, I'm not Magneto.
- Bart Simpson: Can I join?
- Diggs: I'll have to consult Freedom.
- [Freedom poops]
- Diggs: Habemus poopum! We have a poop! It's white. You're in.
- Jimbo: Hey, Simpson. I heard bird boy got another cage. One with rubber bars.
- Kearny: Yeah, and a rubber perch!
- Dolph, Kearny: Yeah, yeah and a...
- Bart Simpson: I get it. It sucks. Really sucks.
- Dolph: Rubber birdfeeder.
- Jimbo: Making fun of the mentally ill - real classy.
- Dolph: But you guys were...
- Kearny: We were what, Captain Sensitive?
- Bart Simpson: I'm the kid who ate a frog.
- Diggs: So you're the reason I had to dissect a Muppet today.
- Bart Simpson: You don't know how impressive that is to a kid whose dad can't get the dog to sit.
- [Cut to Homer yelling at Santa's Little Helper]
- Homer Simpson: Sit. Sit. Sit!
- [Santa's Little Helper starts hopping on his hind legs]
- Homer Simpson: I don't know what the hell that is, but it's not sitting!
- Marge Simpson: I hope he comes back for his bird. I don't like the way he's circling the cat.
- Bart Simpson: He's just riding the thermals from dad's butt.
- Homer Simpson: Well, at least someone in this family is using them.