- Gav: [talking about Lenovo Thinkpad tablets] These are designed to absorb shock and drops pretty well. I wish the same could be said for us.
- Dan's Granddad: I heard various explosions, earlier...
- Gav: So, while we were getting additional angles...
- [to Dan]
- Gav: Do you want to explain what you did?
- Dan: [embarrassed] Um, well, we were using the GoPro, to try and get a good shot of the, sort of, cannonball coming past.
- Gav: Yeah, I'll cut to the footage of that right now. Oh wait. I can't, because you absolutely mullered it!
- Dan: [holds up the GoPro, flattened by the cannonball] I'm sorry!
- Gav: Nothing! There's nothing left!
- Dan: [Dan accidentally got blue powder paint in Gav's hair during the course of a filming session] Your hair looks stupid. It's ridiculous!
- Gav: You got me! You absolutely annihilated me. It's very rare that I'm the one that gets messy.
- Dan: Yeah, I'm actually less messy, somehow.
- Gav: I can't... we can't be having that. We'll have to do something about that.